this one's for you.

Dear blog,
I really dont know why he hates me, I am absolutely fabulous.

work was such a blast today. oh my gawsh. it really teaches me a lot about people. just people. in general. their tendencies. their thought process. the funny faces they tend to make while they contemplate deeply whether to go with the watermelon or the blueberry icee. muahaha.

I came home and played with my hamster. yea, really. i love that skank. her babies are developing quite beautifully. except one poor little hoe. it has down syndrome or something. it's a loner and it just drools and runs into walls while slapping itself. it doesnt do nipples.

I got my mind blown today. TWICE. im not sure if i can handle that all at once. my brain gets confused. but its okay, because you still love the retarded me. you really do. like you love taylor swift, who i adore as well :) JUST LET IT FLOW.

I fail sometimes. a lot, but its okay!
because I am queen of the universe.